Divorce Barbie? HOW much?…?
A man leaves work early because it’s his little daughter’s birthday & he wants to buy her a present on the way home.
He stops by the toy store, goes in & asks “How much is that Barbie Doll in the window?”
The sales assistant replies “Well, that’s the ‘Work-Out Barbie.’ She’s £25.50. But you could also choose from ‘Shopping Barbie’ for £25.50, or ‘Beach Barbie’ for £25.50, or ‘Disco Barbie’ £25.50 or there’s ‘Divorced Barbie’ for just £350.00.”
“What?” says the man ” How come the Divorced Barbie is £350.00 & the others are only £25.50?”
The assistant replies “Well Sir. Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s House, Ken’s car, all of Ken’s furniture, Ken’s friends, Ken’s credit cards…..”
So close to home that it hurts. Have a star
Holiday Cards by Mattel Children’s Hospital UCLA
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